I just remind myself that Britney Spears follows me on twitter, bitch.
Yeah. So, I almost glued my lips together today. #glew
To be fair, he took it out of my bedroom and brought it into the living room. #catladyproblems
At least it’s consensual. 😍👏🏼☺️🙊 I mean, sometimes we can take it or leave it. At least they’re wearing seat belts. Ok, back to my eggs.
Now imagine a creepy set of eyes staring behind me. #imweirdwhenbored
Fed ex tried to deliver yesterday when I was at work. So, I missed it. But they came today!!! 🍷🍷🍷🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🐈🐈